Dear

I don't really know how to tell you this, but you're a pervert. I think I realized it when I quoted Santa at the mental hospital and I saw you carve your initials into my father. I'm sure you're man enough to understand that I get turned on by garbage men. I'm returning your contact book to you, but I'll keep the oil stocks as a memory. You should also know that I never will forget a new life as a clone.

Go burn,


I tag
Youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu'rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre it!

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